Who the fuck is Luther Blissett?


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rubbernipple was born in blah blah blah. educated at blah blah blah he showed early promise in the fields of blah and blah, although later he became interested in blah and so his former studies fell to the wayside

in 2006 he was awarded the spackmaster award for spunkiness, which some had feared he would never receive due to his outspoken position on blah

between film, tv, and radio work, he is working on a performance of shakespeare’s blah at the highly regarded theatre of blah

with the death of hunter thompson, rubbernipple is widely seen as the last journalist not to routinely dismiss the role of blah blahdy blah in blah

due to an ongoing legal dispute with the disney corporation, rubbernipple has not received any royalties on his work since 1987. as such he lives mainly on half-sucked oranges scavenged from football fields


Written by rubbernipple

June 11, 2011 at 11:59 am

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